1. Get out a slice or two
2. insert bread into a toaster (look up "toaster" on google)
3. set grill heat and pull down handle
4. wait until bread becomes toast and pops out of toaster, remove toast
5. apply butter and a conserve of your choice (you can vary this topping depending on taste)
6. check chest for crumbs (tiny fragments of loose toast that may have fallen from the toast to your chest area, if in doubt use a plate to catch these crumb monsters by surprise.
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